Silvia (The Hammer)

A chaotic good brawler. Think WWE RAW with orcs. Better yet, think Hulk Hogan meets beefy, tattooed, lady orc. Are your jimmie’s rustled yet? (Cause mine are.) To top off this sexy ride, Silvia has a fine lady friend named Zo. But don’t worry, they’re just “gal pals.” “Gal pals” who go on kickass adventures and kick lots of ass together… and then fuck… together. You pickin’ up what I’m laying down here?

Basically Silvia is here to punch shit and treat Zo like the goddess she is.

Got a problem? Silvia can fix that for ya and all she needs is her fists. See, everything can be solved with punching. Everything. Silvia has been running from her problems for 5 years punching everything that gets in her way and it has worked out great so far.

Finishing move: Wall jump (or leap if no wall available) to a knockout punching blow. AKA “The Final Nail.” Usually accompanied by Silvia yelling, “IT’S TIME FOR THE FINAL NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN, AND THE HAMMER IS READY!!”

Catchphrase: Talking loudly all the time. Unless Zo asks her to lower her voice.